well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish
Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends your whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.
best of “she wears short skirts”
my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them