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piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(Source: strugglefuck)

posted 6 days ago with 144,967 notes

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

posted 6 days ago with 153,012 notes

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

(Source: charlieseesmore)

posted 6 days ago with 415,755 notes

bootyhole-princess:

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends your whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

posted 6 days ago with 29,250 notes

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

posted 6 days ago with 107,366 notes
eccentric-4lyyf:

💮

eccentric-4lyyf:

💮

(Source: dulldrops)

posted 6 days ago with 14,691 notes

GOD BE LIKE: HOE

(Source: cyberho)

posted 6 days ago with 48,967 notes

HOES BE LIKE: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

(Source: cyberho)

posted 6 days ago with 52,117 notes
tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

posted 6 days ago with 154,680 notes

gallifrey-feels:

anostalgicnerd:

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

no you don’t get it

this was my childhood

posted 6 days ago with 230,784 notes
posted 6 days ago with 123,269 notes

meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

(Source: meladoodle)

posted 6 days ago with 144,023 notes

hellofeanor:

Tony and Loki cosplay each other at Convergence.

Tony - sashaforthewin
Loki - hellofeanor

posted 6 days ago with 43 notes
bootyaficionado:

bootyhole-princess:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

It’d be like cuddling with a person.

HOLY SHIT

bootyaficionado:

bootyhole-princess:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

It’d be like cuddling with a person.

HOLY SHIT

ultrafacts:

strangej0urney:

ultrafacts:

Ultrafacts Source

Look at its tiny teeth this is horrifying

ultrafacts:

strangej0urney:

ultrafacts:

Ultrafacts Source

Look at its tiny teeth this is horrifying

posted 6 days ago with 12,052 notes