© meliapond

So I got a job at Jimmy Johns. Sammiches yaaaaaay.

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piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(Source: strugglefuck)

posted 1 month ago with 160,612 notes

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

posted 1 month ago with 167,538 notes

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

(Source: charlieseesmore)

posted 1 month ago with 457,815 notes

bootyhole-princess:

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends your whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

posted 1 month ago with 48,173 notes

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

posted 1 month ago with 198,583 notes
eccentric-4lyyf:

💮

eccentric-4lyyf:

💮

(Source: dulldrops)

posted 1 month ago with 43,490 notes

GOD BE LIKE: HOE

(Source: cyberho)

posted 1 month ago with 52,212 notes

HOES BE LIKE: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

(Source: cyberho)

posted 1 month ago with 55,530 notes
tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

posted 1 month ago with 187,270 notes

gallifrey-feels:

anostalgicnerd:

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

no you don’t get it

this was my childhood

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meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

(Source: meladoodle)

posted 1 month ago with 164,037 notes

hellofeanor:

Tony and Loki cosplay each other at Convergence.

Tony - sashaforthewin
Loki - hellofeanor

posted 1 month ago with 43 notes
bootyaficionado:

bootyhole-princess:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

It’d be like cuddling with a person.

HOLY SHIT

bootyaficionado:

bootyhole-princess:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

It’d be like cuddling with a person.

HOLY SHIT