© meliapond

So I got a job at Jimmy Johns. Sammiches yaaaaaay.

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piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(Source: strugglefuck)

posted 2 months ago with 161,064 notes

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

posted 2 months ago with 168,453 notes

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

(Source: charlieseesmore)

posted 2 months ago with 483,703 notes

bootyhole-princess:

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends your whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

posted 2 months ago with 59,813 notes

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

posted 2 months ago with 204,643 notes
eccentric-4lyyf:

💮

eccentric-4lyyf:

💮

(Source: dulldrops)

posted 2 months ago with 75,182 notes
via sakikoe · © dulldrops

GOD BE LIKE: HOE

(Source: cyberho)

posted 2 months ago with 52,366 notes

HOES BE LIKE: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

(Source: cyberho)

posted 2 months ago with 55,712 notes
tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

posted 2 months ago with 192,388 notes

gallifrey-feels:

anostalgicnerd:

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

no you don’t get it

this was my childhood

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meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

(Source: meladoodle)

posted 2 months ago with 169,399 notes

hellofeanor:

Tony and Loki cosplay each other at Convergence.

Tony - sashaforthewin
Loki - hellofeanor

posted 2 months ago with 43 notes
bootyaficionado:

bootyhole-princess:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

It’d be like cuddling with a person.

HOLY SHIT

bootyaficionado:

bootyhole-princess:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

It’d be like cuddling with a person.

HOLY SHIT

posted 2 months ago with 173,038 notes