This is the little girl I babysit. She’s really excited I took her to the park.
so ur telling me all mothers were born today
fyi ‘wow u must be on your period’ is the most misogynistic reply to a debate that i have ever fucking heard in my fucking life and believe me one of us is gonna be bleeding and it aint gonna be me
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
I got my mom some flowers, chocolate, and a card. I’m so nice.
No doubt about it, we’d be getting crazy,
if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
Le Magasin Des Suicides (Patrice Leconte, 2012)
YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WEARING MY HORSE MASK AND WALKED INTO HER ROOM TO SCARE HER BUT SHE WAS LAYING ON HER BED MAKING OUT WITH HER FIANCÉ AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST STARTED NEIGHING IN THE DOORWAY
someone needs to get Justin Bieber into rehab and soon because