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piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(Source: strugglefuck)

posted 1 week ago with 155,112 notes

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

posted 1 week ago with 157,057 notes

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

(Source: charlieseesmore)

posted 1 week ago with 418,465 notes

bootyhole-princess:

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends your whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

posted 1 week ago with 30,861 notes

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

posted 1 week ago with 127,136 notes
eccentric-4lyyf:

💮

eccentric-4lyyf:

💮

(Source: dulldrops)

posted 1 week ago with 18,601 notes

GOD BE LIKE: HOE

(Source: cyberho)

posted 1 week ago with 49,821 notes

HOES BE LIKE: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

(Source: cyberho)

posted 1 week ago with 53,087 notes
tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

posted 1 week ago with 177,677 notes

gallifrey-feels:

anostalgicnerd:

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

no you don’t get it

this was my childhood

posted 1 week ago with 242,138 notes
posted 1 week ago with 130,822 notes

meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

(Source: meladoodle)

posted 1 week ago with 147,037 notes

hellofeanor:

Tony and Loki cosplay each other at Convergence.

Tony - sashaforthewin
Loki - hellofeanor

posted 1 week ago with 43 notes
bootyaficionado:

bootyhole-princess:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

It’d be like cuddling with a person.

HOLY SHIT

bootyaficionado:

bootyhole-princess:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

It’d be like cuddling with a person.

HOLY SHIT

ultrafacts:

strangej0urney:

ultrafacts:

Ultrafacts Source

Look at its tiny teeth this is horrifying

ultrafacts:

strangej0urney:

ultrafacts:

Ultrafacts Source

Look at its tiny teeth this is horrifying

posted 1 week ago with 13,214 notes